So to honour all of the basic bitches in our lives, and all of the shade they throw our way, we decided to cook an entirely beige meal. Beige bitches are basic bitches.
Here's how it went down. First we bought all this shit.
If you can't tell, it's macaroni cheese in a tin, potato waffles and garlic bread.
I'm now going to talk you through the long and complicated process of cooking this bountiful and nutritious meal.
Shove the pain au garlique (disclaimer: not accurate French) and the potato grids in the oven. The bread will cook first, so you can munch that as a delicious starter.
Then get a pan out and open the tin and stick the contents of the tin in the pan. Like, really just shove it in there.
Leave it in there and maybe give it a stir but let's face it, it's going to taste like shit either way. You should probably leave he waffles in the oven for like 15 minutes though cause I heard that raw spuds give you cyanide poisoning or some shit.
If you've got issues with wet food touching dry food like I have, then you should put the macaroni in a bowl to avoid a full blown panic attack. Maybe shove some pepper on to make yourself feel slightly less tragic.
There we have it, unoriginal, bland and not remotely aesthetically pleasing. Much like the basics we know. Perfect homage meal.
Happy fuckin' Christmas.
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